The King & The Philosopher...

One day a king asked a philosopher: who is god?
The Philosopher responded: come in 2 days & i will give you the response...
He cames in 2 days, but the man asked him to come in another 2 days.
And each time he did like that...
So the king asked him if dont know the response?
The philosopher said: i couldnt understand god in my small brain!
But if i'm a child , i would do it to u easily...

The story of a woman & a man…

A man was going in a trip with his wife… they entered the river with their boat. Then a storm happened, the woman was there so afraid, but her husband was so cool! So she asked him why he is like that?!...
He took his sward & put it on the neck of his wife!
So she started laughing!
He asked her: why are you laughing?
She said: because this sward in your hand will not hurt me!
So he said: then, how can a sward in the hand of god hurt me…

The Free & the Slave

One day, a philosopher was taken as slave by an army... they sent him to their country, where he was put in the market...
He was staying there in rest & peace , waiting to someone to buy him!...
He saw a rich guy! staying , disturbed, with an unstable look!
So he said to them: please let this guy buy me, because he really need a master!.....

A Child & his Mother …

There was in the school a ceremony, where every child was chosen for a work … our little child was waiting to take the job of actor … he worked so much for it … so much until his mum had too much fear that her child may be will be disappointed.
The day that precede the day of the ceremony, the child came hurry to his mum, so happy… she asked him: did you get the role of actor.
He said: no, no mum, they choose me to watch and encourage my friends …

Stay with me ...

One day , a boy waited that his dad return to home !
& he said :
Papa , can i ask you one question ?
He said : ask ?
The boy said : how much you get money if you work one hour ?
So the father got angry & he shout his son , that run away to his room crying ...
After that , the father felt that he is guilty , he entered to his son to ask him forgivness & to ask what he want from that ?
So the boy said : can u Papa give me 10 $.The dad said , i work for one hour to get 20 $ & you are asking me now to give 10 $ to you.
So the kid started to cry again.
The dad , took 10 $ from his pocket & gave it to his son ...
Then the son took from his pocket 10 $ & added it to the dad 10 $.& gave them to his papa , saying :
Papa , those are 20 $ , can you stay with me one hour...

The Fruit

There was a guy that dont like anything & blame god on everything ... while walking in the forest he saw a big pin tree , that have small fruits , so he said , god didnt make it well , there is an error in it , how can a such big tree give such a small fruit ?!...
Then , he saw a small vegetable , that is giving rise to a big fruit & he repeted the same words , god commit an error in making it ...
When he returned , he slept on the base of the big tree ... while sleeping , a small fruit fall down from the tree on his head ... he woke up saying , thanks god that this big tree has small sized fruits ...

The Truth

One day , there was a very rich man that had a very ugly daughter ... very ugly until that no one even accepted to mary her ...
This man want to find a husband to his girl , but he couldnt find a one that would accept her ... so he decided to get for her a blind man , so he can accept her because he cannot see her ...
There was a brave doctor passing in the region , a one that was specialized in the eyes , and there was many cases with him that could see after long time of blindness ...The poor blind man , who dont have money , went to ask his rich oncle to get some money to be treated , so he can see ... But the man refused , because he dont want him to see his daughter ...
How many times , we refuse that the others know our truth & how many times we close our own eyes to not see any truth ...

The Wisdom

A young man asked god to have the wisdom ...He oriented him to the house of an old man living in the high mountains ...
He asked him the wisdom ...So the old man said : i want u to put oil in a small cap & walk with it , but be carefull to not lose any cc from it ... go on this road & when you finish come back to me ...
The time passed , then the boy came back with the cap full of oil ...
he said to the old man , i didnt lose anything from it ...
So the old man said :Did you saw the nature beauty there ?...
So the man responded : no i couldnt ...
So he asked him to re go on the same road & look on the nature wonders right there ....
When he get back , he was mismerized by all this beauty ...
The young man asked him : where is the wisdom ?...
So the old said : to find the balance between them ...

The Player

One day , when a circus started to fail to have visitors , the owner asked one player to do a game never done before ... And we accepted to start , he asked his friends : what do u say ? can i do it ? so they said : surely yes ...
And he did it ...
A second time , he did a more dangerous game , and also he asked his friends : can i do it ?
& he got the same response ...
A third time , he walked on a a thin cable , & all the people was saying great , great ...
So when he asked , i want to walk on this thing cable on a bicycle , who's from you wants to be here behind me , so they started to look at each other & no one accepted to do it ....

The Comma

One day , a professor joined all his students , and signed to be together , forever in the same group . While signing , the professor started to distribute on them , a sign ... a comma ( , ) like sign ... So the students asked him : Why did you choose professor , a sign used to separate the different part of a phrase ? So he answered : No , it is just a continuation ... let the other continue , so you will have the best phrase , life ... dont ever use a point , to say , everything is over ...

Working for u ...

One day , a very old man was walking in the forest , & he wrongly choosed a wrong hard way to pass ...
When he got the other side , he started to make a bridge to connect the two sides , without passing by this way again !...
A man was looking at what this old man was doing , & he was so curious to know why he is doing this bridge !
So he asked him :
Sir , why you are constructing this bridge , & you r too old to repass it even one time again ...
So the old man said :
I'm making it , just for the others , so they will not use the wrong way again ...

How Poor We Are ??

One day a father and his rich family took his son to a trip to the country with the firm purpose to show him how poor people can be. They spent a day and a night in the farm of a very poor family. When they got back from their trip the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "Very good Dad!" "Did you see how poor people can be?" the father asked. "Yeah!" "And what did you learn?" The son answered, "I saw that we have a dog at home, and they have four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of the garden, they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lamps in the garden, they have the stars. Our patio reaches to the front yard, they have a whole horizon." When the little boy was finishing, his father was speechless. His son added, "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are ...